leave for florida in 24 hours dear jesus halp me.

squirrelofwednesday:

i love the xkit warnings on the mp3 downloader

like look at these

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And as I was screenshotting each of these, this little message popped up.

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sorry bro

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xxartpopxx:

WERE PEOPLE EVEN AWARE THAT SHE WAS WATCHING THE OPENING ACT

I was tagged by thats-what-you-call-a-dream

all about me
► Name ➔ Brian ► Hometown ➔ Biddy ► Hair color ➔ Dirty Blond/light brown ► Age ➔ 19 ► Eye Color ➔ hazel ► Birthday ➔ May 4th ► Gender ➔ male ► Lefty or Righty ➔ ambidextrous but mostly righty ► Single or taken? ➔ single ► Happy?-> more than i was before

TEN THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE ►

Are you in love ➔ with myself ► Do you believe in love at first sight ➔ every time i look in a mirror ► Who ended your last relationship ➔ him  ► Have you ever broken someone’s heart ➔ probably not ► Are you afraid of commitments ➔ no, I just don’t like them ► Have you hugged someone within the last week? ➔ every day ► Have you ever had a secret admirer ➔ who knows ► Have you ever broken your own heart? ➔ no too much effort ► Do you usually spend Valentine’s Day alone? ➔ usually I’m with friends ► Short or long-term relationships? ➔ short

TEN CHOICES ►

Love or lust ➔ lust ► Lemonade or iced tea ➔ lemonade ► A few best friends or many regular friends ➔ many best friends ► Television or internet ➔ Internet. THIS IS FUCKING TUMBLR WHY IS THAT A QUESTION ► Pepsi or Coke ➔ Coke ► Wild night out or romantic night in ➔ wild night out ► Day or night ➔ night ► Text or Call ➔ text always always always► Make-up or all natural? ➔ skin


TEN HAVE YOU EVER ►

Been caught sneaking out? ➔ no ► Fallen down/up the stairs? ➔ all the fucking time ► Wanted something/someone so badly it hurt? ➔ who hasn’t ► Prank called a store? ➔ yes ► Skipped school? ➔ No ► Wanted to disappear? ➔ Daily ► Spent all your money? ➔ No ► Met a celebrity? ➔ #AdoreDelano ► Been really ill? ➔ Swine flu bitch ► Gotten high? ➔ tried but it never worked

TEN PREFERENCES ►

Smile or eyes ➔ Smize like fucking tyra ► Light or dark hair ➔ light ► Shorter or taller ➔ tall ► Intelligence or attraction ➔Both ► Hook-up or relationship ➔ hook up ► Funny and poor or rich and serious ➔ Rich and Funny ► Mac or PC? ➔ PC I ain’t no basic ► Chapstick or lipstick? ➔ Lip stick ► City or country? ➔ city ► Driving or walking? ➔driving 


TEN LASTS ►

Last phone call? ➔ Amanda ► Last song you listened to? ➔ Semi Automatic by 21 pilots ► Last thing you ate? ➔ Hot dogs and icecream ► Last thing you drank? ➔ sprite ► Last place you were? ➔ BWW ► Last kiss? ➔ April ► Last picture taken? ➔ selfie like 3 hours ago ► Last outfit? ➔ black shorts, beyonce teeshirt ► Last purchase? ➔ strawberry daquri

imsogothimdead:

butnohomo:

homechapel:

fact: everyone sings with an american accent

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dutchster:

meatbicyclevevo:

urtube:

I hope all of you end up living in houses similar to the ones you built for your sims to live in

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thanks

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perfect

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mari-on-tea:

bigbardafree:

djtetsuo89:

danistotallyuncool:

gatoishwary:

ttripod:

jodyrobots:

whaa

WHATS THIS MOVIE!?

I WISH I KNEW!!!

The name of this movie is Top Secret

Dude, top secret is such a good movie.

this movie has an entire bar fight sequence that takes place underwater

for no reason at all

next date night movie

(via the-meatgrinder)